Mankind has been to the surface of the moon, sent remote control rovers to Mars, cured Polio and split the atom but we have not invented bathroom soap that doesn’t make you puke. I went with Amy and Donna to Olive Garden today and was sent to the restroom like a little boy to wash my hands. Without thinking, I applied a healthy dose of the pink soap to clean my bloody nuckles (long story there). Instantly, I knew I’d made a terrible, terrible mistake. That stuff is so heinous that I gagged (seriously) several times while drying my hands. I did everything I could including running hot water over my hands and drying them on my jeans but I can’t get it off. I lost my appetite and couldn’t eat. Now I have a migraine.

I’ve had this happen a few times at airports and have heard many other people complain. Why not spend a few extra scents (pun intended) and get some better smelling soap? I’m less likely to wash up knowing my hands will smell like that crap for a day or so.