In the second longest single workday of my life (37 hours), Mission Accomplished!

Hopefully, you’ll get the reference here and realize the true nature of my monumental achievement against the global war on error. 

“My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.”

Video: Bill Gates Last Day CES Clip

I always thought that Agent Smith from the Matrix spoke like Carl Sagan and now here’s proof:

In this scene, Agent Smith is torturing Morpheus with one of his lectures on the Universe. Enjoy.

Ok, smarties, tell me what this lolcat is in reference to?

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