Try not to be offended.

One of my all time favorite SNL parodies and the kind of comedy I would write:

I’ve never been a fan of hers but she’s got my vote!

Both entertaining and informational. Ellie especially liked the feline yodeling.

In the second longest single workday of my life (37 hours), Mission Accomplished!

Hopefully, you’ll get the reference here and realize the true nature of my monumental achievement against the global war on error. 

“My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.”