Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.

Um. Wow. These 32 words will make Henry Paulson the most powerful man in the history of our country and we didn’t even elect him.

Essentially, the “mother of all bailouts,” which use approximately $750 billion (possibly 1.1 trillion) taxpayer dollars to buy the distressed assets of several failed Wall Street financial institutions, will be conducted in a manner that is unchallengeable by any court and without any oversight by the People’s representatives. All decision-making authority will be consolidated into the Executive Branch – who, I remind you, will have the incentive to act upon this privilege as quickly as possible, before the administration leaves office in 43 days. This action will run up the budget deficit by a significant, yet unknown amount, with no guarantee of recovering any of the funds distributed, and no accountability should things go wrong.

There is a chance that this will ultimately end up being profitable for taxpayers but it stresses me out when I realize this deal was conceived in 18 hours last weekend. Both Obama and McCain agree (finally!) that this is very scary stuff. Very.

Amy thinks I’m overreacting and should stop watching the news and reading about it on the web. Though she’s usually, ok always right, I’m not so sure this time. I think this is going to be bad.

Wouldn’t normally expect this from Fox News but at least somebody’s pointing this out. This is a pretty outrageous lie and only strengthens my position that neither candidate has any idea whatsoever about what their campaigns are saying.

Here’s some supporting information from independent factcheck.org.

Ok, I finally figured it out. My theory is that Fox News only exists to provide material for The Daily Show. There’s just no other plausible explanation. Case in point:

Pretty good strategic move by McCain, both on choice and timing but I guess Mrs. Palin is not an advocate for animal rights judging by the decor in her Anchorage, AK office. Too bad.

I don’t condone the methods of the Critical Mass Cycling Movement but everyone should see this.

The video shows the NYPD officer standing in the street as bikes ride past. He begins to slowly walk towards the street as the cyclist, Richard Vazques, approaches. Vazques veers left to avoid him, but the officer speeds up his pace and then violently knocks Vazques to the ground in front of a crowd. Vazques was arrested, held for 26 hours, and then charged with felony assault of a police officer and resisting arrest. One other cyclist was ticketed Friday night for riding outside the bike lane, which is not actually illegal and often necessary, considering how popular bike lanes are for double parking.

Nice job, Mayor Bloomberg. If so inclined, please leave a message for him at (212) 639-9675. I did.

The NYPD placed the unidentified officer on desk duty pending the outcome of a department investigation. With a little luck, he will lose his job, his car, his house and find it very difficult to find employment in the future.

And just so it is known, if I’m ever knocked off the bike like this by a cop or anyone else, I will be charged with much more than assault. I will do everything in my power to end the assailant’s life, right on the spot. Yup, I would kill a cop. In a heartbeat without any remorse.