David Letterman’s Top-10: Lance
Written by Michael on July 22nd, 2005
Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky (David Letterman show)
10. Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of bed around noon
9. Has already figured out that the trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita
8. He eats frosting by the fistful
7. For the last leg, he rode one of those crazy 1920s bikes with the big front wheel
6. Deliberately crashing into things to get more air time on sportscenter
5. Making a couple extra bucks delivering pizzas during the race
4. After the starter pistol is fired, he hangs around hitting on french babes
3. Turns to the other riders and says, “oooh, I’m sooooo scared”
2. Instead of training, spent last 2 months pimping his bike
1. Has started selling ad space on his ass
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Is someone not working today???
Good list. #3 is a quote from “Amazon Women on the Moon” when the Video Pirates (dressed in full swashbuckling gear) see the FBI warnings on the pirated videos they have just stolen.
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Michael, I found this online. I hope this will help you out.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050722/ap_on_he_me/sleep_drug
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Hey Mike, good to see you active agian with your blog! Also congrats on the great ride you had with the other bikers – hope you get to continue with them on a regular basis!!
Just a quick update on Logan, they all got to come home from the hospital on Friday afternoon. His weight has dropped from 7lbs 12 ozs to 6 lbs 14oz (almost a pound), the home visiting nurse came by yesterday afternoon, she says if he loses any more he will need to see the pediatrician immediately – so they had to supplement his feeding with a bottle of formula today – but he is doing fine. He is a sweet baby – sooo cute, everyone is amazed at how gorgeous his hair is, it is a pale ash blonde and how dark blue his eyes are!! Sydney loves her little brother Logan, she has done so well with him – for now anyway, I’m sure ‘the novelty’ will eventually wear off – it usually does with the older siblings. I am staying at Nicki & Wally’s for a week to help out with the new baby and of course with Sydney – that is a priviledge we Grandmas get to have!! We will send pics soon, I promise!
Well The Amazing Race casting call day went GREAT!! We spent the night in the parking lot of the Parrish across the street from Cox Aborteum where it was held – paid off, we were # 29 in line for the screening and video. It was such a fun experience, even if we don’t go any further then this – it has been worth it! We met two guys who drove in from New York – we plan to meet up with them in LA for the FINALS in October and then of course at The Starting Line for the taping of Race # 9! – gotta think positive!! A DDN reporter was there on Saturday and wished us Good Luck – turns out she acknowledged us in her column in today’s paper – front page of the local section!! Michele’s friends called her today to tell her they saw the article and so did my sister – I haven’t seen the paper yet today, I’ll have JB save it for me.
Love ya Nance