WARNING: This Entry Contains Adult Content
Written by Michael on February 11th, 2005Ok, I know I that I said just yesterday that I was taking some time off from blogging but I just couldn’t resist when I caught Grace in the lewd act of getting it on with a Pineapple tonight. I went to the kitchen to throw something away when I heard this odd chirping noise coming from a dark corner on the counter. I was like “what the hell is that!” and turned on the lights.
It was Grace getting it on with a pineapple. Again. Yes, again. Amy and I first discovered this phenomenon about a year and a half ago when Grace went nuts with a pineapple Amy had brought home to dice up for some party. When Grace was done with it however, the fruit was no longer eligible for human consumption. She rubs all over it, causing her to shiver uncontrollably all the while making these barely audible chirping sounds. It took her over a day to find it (we actually forgot about her affinity for pinapples) but when she found it, there was no stopping her. She loved it until it fell on the kitchen floor and then loved it some more. Even Beavis and Sally weren’t going to get in her way.
Seeing lovers reuinted after so much time is such a heart warming story…