Introducing the New RCS.com Spokesman
The staff here at mikebuckingham.com have been going through some difficult times lately but we feel we are being misrepresented. In order for us to better present the truth, we interviewed a number of candidates for a new spokesperson. After a laborious process, we came to the unanimous decesion to hire the former Iraqi Information Minister Mr. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf. He has a proven track record and believe he will fit in well here at RCS.com.
We put him to work right away and these will be some high points of an upcoming press release:
1) MB.com has 100% uptime and is never down. If it is, it must be user error.
2) The staff at RCS.com owes nothing to creditors (from here on known as infidels). It is true that payments are made, but these are only for humanitarian purposes. We have never held credit card balances. Never.
3) All infidels will perish in the depths of hell for their misdeeds and evil tactics. Our initial assessment is that they will all die. They are stupid and they are condemned.
4) The staff of RCS.com has always had a 4.83 GPA on a four point scale. Again, it is true that we may miss points on tests, but these are so the teachers feel good about themselves. We only wish good for our people.
5) The staff here at RCS.com are constantly chased by beautiful women.
The hiring process was a difficult one. We interviewed among others, Spongebob Squarepants, Jack from Jack in the Box and the Hamburglar. They were all excellent people and we wish them the best.
